Need A Good Laugh?

Marc does real estate for the company that he works for & he is always talking about the phone calls & emails he is getting from residents boycotting the building of their stores around town.  Here is just one example of the nutty emails he gets!

{xxx were marked in areas to protect all parties involved}

I'm writing to express my disdain for your development project in xxx.

Marc, clearly you have no idea who you're dealing with in our neighborhood. We are a neighborhood with ethics, with  people who think thoughtfully and eat organically. We are an ethical and moral village  You have no ethics and no morals. You are like a crack dealer in a school yard. In fact, there is a school yard very close to where you want to build.  We don't need anymore crack dealers, Marc.

We already have xxx present and we don't need you creating traffic jams, selling crap that ruins the environment of the mind and our land. Stay away. If you want to build a xxx, build it on your front yard, brother. Stay away from us! We WILL NOT LET YOU IN.

We will Occupy the space you plan on building if you even come close. We will put you in the news as a neighborhood "crack dealer", a proponent of selling sugar and chemicals, alcohol and cigarettes to children. Occupy will Occupy you. Go away. Go far away. You are a PARIAH!!! Now go on, get out.


Ha!  Can you believe this email?!  I about died laughing while reading it!  Clearly, some people feel VERY strongly about certain stores not being built in their neighborhood!  

Poor hubby.  He deals with this on a daily basis.  I'm sure it gets old.  Very old.

Babe, you've got to just have to keep reminding yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job!'

And that there are only 21 days until Christmas vacation! :)